Rontoms: “cum couch”? “retardtenders”?

Ultra-hip Portland bar Rontoms has some curious keywords on their minimalist (black-on-black) website. To wit:

“bar, portland oregon, lounge, rontoms, cum couch, dildo, liquor, events, music, venues, free porn, stool auger, fireplace, patio, deck, outside, 97214, food, cheap, fun, hot, bartenders, retardtenders, rectumheads”

These don’t appear to the naked eye on their site, of course - but then again neither does the black-on-black text (which consists solely of their address and phone number). Select “Page Source”, “View Source”, or the like from the View menu of your browser to see these keywords for yourself.